So apparently the nosebleed-inducing spike in gas prices means monster Segway sales. Well, great for them, but what about those of us who can't afford gas or a Segway (*pout*)? Time to turn to 1950s consumer technology! Get ready for the Revival of the Duoped (courtesy of the amazing diagonaluk YouTube channel):

Holy nostalgia, Batman, our dying economy is saved! Treat yourself to a can of condensed cream of broccoli soup while you're at it, because this bastard cousin of roller skates is like a Segway for the calorie conscious. It's healthy, it's green, and it's vintage for crying out loud. Who wouldn't gear up for this? Time to ready, set, wheeee!