Hentai bunny girls and Tokyo hare babes tend to be adorable, innocently sapphic morons. It's why otaku both love and hate them. "They're too cute for their own good," says one fanboy on the 'Cat Girls or Bunny Girls' forum. And until recently, I would've agreed ...


  • Bunny girls of yesteryear representing the east side.
But now there's a growing sect of not-exactly-button-nosed bunny fufus cropping up here in the west, which isn't to say these gaijins aren't comely ...


They're just scary as hell. So let's hold hands and take this jump together. The rest of the Slay Boy Bunnies are waiting.
  • Our bunny girls either look like back-up dancers for the Grim Reaper ...

  • Or pole dancers.

They shop at Libidex for their rubber and latex.


They get their masks custom made.


Then we get traumatized.