Seriously, look what you hackers have done to this young man, his computer(s), and his framed SpongeBob print:

We're no hacker slayers ourselves, but we do know one thing, young julesooogle -- don't bring problems like this to YouTube. You'll just end up with comment shock. Or you'll have to make do with a minute of advice from a guy in a Guy Fawkes mask. Or there will be this to deal with, or the kinds of misunderstandings that cause international bacon-hacking incidents (we see the merit in this criticism, actually). Perhaps it's time to just surrender the computers and save that piano being tortured in the background instead.