Summer has settled in meaning deserted offices and nothing on the fracking TV, so we scoured the web for the most useless crap ever ... just for you.
- Our compilation of maze scare reactions (with porn music?) made Stephen cry.
- We helped geeks get lucky with some dating sites.
- Suck it, Strawberry Shortcake! Five other cartoon character makeovers
- Oh snap! People sell their ex's stuff on the web?
- We count the ways we love Bea Arthur (and 'Golden Girls' mash with Fiddy bonus)
- Don't do this at home! Top 10 Exploding BBQ Grills
- The most awesomely cute kung fu animals we could find
