It's summertime, and that means every basketball court is packed with ballers showcasing their hooping talent. But if you're choosing sides in a pickup game, you probably want to avoid James Catusco.

Mr. Catusco is so confident in his lack of abilities that he dares any computer nerd to match him with a YouTube video response. Two hundred and ninety-two responses have been posted so far, and in typical YouTube fashion, about one third are from the original video's production company (hiddentracktv) and the rest completely ignore the concept with varying degrees of spamminess. About one (maybe two) succeeds at responding legitimately -- we'll let you decide for yourself whether they've given Catusco more fail than he can "haaaandle."

What's that? Not a baller? Ok, fine: