Profile Bling leaves the Facebook frat party for a day to check in on VampireFreaks, a booty networking site for goths -- so more of a place to network your neck. Lots of black, lots of exposed anemic flesh getting chafed beneath spiked dog collars, lots of hot children-of-the-emo-corn posing for softcore S&M shoots, and what's this ...? On the profile of a guitar tonguing, self-professed maniac ...


MORGAN F'N FREEMAN. Bling of the week, kids. And in my opinion, "this is one of the [world's] best blings to date."