We know the stylishly transformer-esque adaptability and coolio! gee-whiz factor of Apple, the gloss on your poppy comic books and the babe quotient of Hollywood geek pin-up Adam Brody and blogger Adonis Pete Cashmore all seem to evidence how f*ckin' cool it is to be a geek. Too bad the advertised aesthetic doesn't match the lifestyle when put into practice. If it did, it wouldn't be so hard for us Trekkie-next-door types to find a date. Good thing there's an online dating site for pretty much every freaky geek subclass you can think to hyphenate. Even better, we decided to put together a tour package of them for you. May we interest you in one of ... The Geekiest Dating Sites on the Web!?!?! Of course we can.