So last week Strawberry Shortcake got an official American Greetings sanctioned face lift -- big whoopy doo. Fabulously trampy 'toon revamps have been taking over the internet via fan art for over a decade. After getting in touch with a few artists of a certain talent, we've found five awesome cartoon makeovers that probably aren't hitting the toy aisle anytime soon ...

We can only imagine Mario's reward when he saves this princess.
Cheetara: Always and Forever our #1 Thundercat Ho
Bigger IS better. Finally - enough Smurfette to go around!
If American Greetings' Strawberry Shortcake was turning heads, this Saturday morning cartoon remix would flat out stop traffic. And then probably wanna charge you by the hour.
And apparently Ken Cope's She-Ra never quite recovered from emotionally damaging effects of the mid-90s Xena craze.