Although it goes unmentioned in his daily Birthday Sluts round-up today, we cannot continue with our day without acknowledging and celebrating the birth of one of our favorite online celebrity gossips, Michael K of Dlisted fame. (Thank you Facebook birthday announcements!)

The only way to celebrate a diva is, well, with divas --so we enlisted the help of Beyonce, Mimi and Whitney. Forget Paula and Maddie Briann, today's #1 birthday slut is Michael K.