In her 'Sex in Shady Acres' spoof, Bea Arthur muses, "can you be a classic and still have it goin' on?" before dumping half a thing of MegaFiber into her evening cocktail. Bea, baby, your modesty's appreciated and your colon thanks you, but we all know the answer to your question is "heck yeah you tranny slice of HOTCAKE." Still, we'll go ahead and humor you and count the ways we love Bea.
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- Out of all the 'Golden Girls', you still look the most like you.
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- We like your action figure better than our brothers' G.I. Joes.
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- We can't imagine Angela Lansbury checking anybody else's jugs out.
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- Speaking of your girls, they're fabulous.
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- You made us reconsider our stance on The Fantanas.
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- You made the concept of a 'Star Wars' Christmas Special even more absurd as Maude ... in space!
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- You can snap the neck of a velociraptor while still looking at us like, "Jesus, Rose! Not flies! Spanish fly! There's only one."
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- Once, you did the Urkel Dance.
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