Happy belated birthday, Neil Patrick Harris! Thirty-five glorious years ago yesterday, you came into this world in New Mexico, soon to become Ruidoso's most notable resident according to Wikipedia (sorry, speed skier Ross Anderson -- but sweet website!). You've won the admiration of millions through your various TV and film roles, from 'Doogie Houser' whiz kid all the way up to 'Harold and Kumar' badass extraordinaire. You even made 'MADtv' somewhat entertaining. Kudos all around.

But the Urlesque family will always be indebted to you (and net artist Cory Arcangel, among others) for Dooogle. Not to be confused with "The Feckin' Search Engine of Ireland," which is brilliant in its own right, three-o Dooogle is a Google clone that only returns search results pertaining to a certain adolescent M.D. Go ahead and try it -- this search engine may have one or two other failings, but it is the best in the world at feeding your old school NPH obsession. That's why we love it, and that's why it is the perfect way to celebrate the birth of an American pop culture institution.

Be forewarned, though -- once you've enjoyed the "White Castle" of web search algorithms, it will be hard to go back.