Sign of the times for David Hasselhoff: KITT, the talking, souped-up 1984 Pontiac Trans-Am that starred in 'Knight Rider' beside the artist-later-to-be-known as Mitch Buchannon is now being auctioned off on eBay. It's part of the estate sale of a murdered fugitive businessman, so at least Big H is not yet selling pieces of his mojo to pay the bills.

The current bid is sitting at $31,100 with less than 24 hours 'til closing. It's a great buy for anyone looking to kick-start a career as a TV actor and German pop-star that will eventually end in shambles. The car's in great shape and only has 20,000 miles on it, despite repeated use in death-defying 1980s car chases. If you're somehow not yet pumped about the opportunity to own such a part of television history, you need a shot of montage:
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Still unimpressed? Even with these amazing features that will definitely be there in real life? Fine -- just drop 3k on this VW Van and tell people you're filming the 'Little Miss Sunshine' sequel. The Hoff has no need for your kind in his ride.