So there we were, all "Friday the 13th is dumb ... who believes in that crap?" when (not even kidding here) the Urlesque office coffee machine BLEW THE F UP spewing water all over the place. Respect your made-up holidays, people, grab Dad a cold one and enjoy the best from the past week. Happy weekends, everyone.
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