Kirk Cameron's holy war against evolution takes a fruity turn. Now it looks like we have a banana split (opinion).

When you make an obscene hole with your fingers to stick a banana in, God reveals Himself to oogle simulated coitus.

Not only is evolution a reality, bananas themselves are evolving and kicking so much blueberry ass.
Conclusion: Evolution does not exist!
Kirk Cameron wins again.
Conclusion: Kicking your blueberry ass.
That's a loss, Kirk. That's a loss!