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9. Hi-5

  • Huh? Like 'Bananas in Pajamas,' but with Aussie pop singers and none of the potassium. Supposedly educational.
  • What's weird about that? Educational? She's singing about lipstick.
  • So? "Lickety, lickety lips ... You need some red lipstick."
  • Traumatized how? Flouncing around in your mom's lipstick as a kid + being caught = the moms' present day obsession with GF status. AKA, debating your sexuality is now mother's favorite pastime.


8. Agro's Cartoon Connection
  • Huh? Australian show hosted by a shifty-eyed puppet (obviously drunk) in the early 90s.
  • What's weird about that? He's invited to a sleep over by the asthma club.
  • So? Their inhalers look like water bongs.


7. Pan Kleks
  • What's weird about that? Are the kids a little league team or Storm Troopers?
  • So? What, was it "Bring Your Lil' Storm Trooper to Work" day? They're dancing in their dad's office or something. That set will later be reused for the movie 'Office Space'.
  • Traumatized how? Their "robot" needs work. The actual robot needs some work, too, because his raps are BLEEPING broke. Overall, worst Kraftwerk video ever.