9. As 99 Points Go By (Calculus Song)
Major respect for the live music, not to mention bucking the "calc rap" trend that will soon become apparent.

8. Calculus Milkshake
When will the boys turn around and chase that milkshake? Come on! Oh jeez, nevermind - leave that poor girl alone!

7. Crank Dat Sigma Boy
This one's intense. Not to be confused with The "Crank Dat" remix by DJ Calculus, which is non-parodically awesome.