Hi Internet! We heard you weren't feeling well this morning. Something about throwing up memes all over Weezer's new 'Pork and Beans' video. Tell us you didn't drink Diet Coke and Mentos again. How many times do we need to tell you that you're not fat, you're just broad-banded? You have a beautiful figure. You just need to find your natural waist. Call us sometime. We worry about you.