When you're wearing the same pair of tighty whities you used to as an eleven year-old prepube, could be that it's time to invest in a new pair. And by "you," I mean me. Tattered waistband still reads size 31, you guys! Deee-sgusting -- especially when you're trying to look deee-sirable almost-nude, dancing in alluring bedroom candlelight for your love. So I gotta find me some new, sexy sexy dude underwear. I gotta go shopping! ONLINE. You can come along as I tour ... THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLY SEXY MEN'S UNDERWEAR SITES ON THE NET!

1. Bottoms Up - "Just think of us as the 'Good Butt Fairy', here to help out where Mother Nature let you down."

Product: Offers three sizes of removable butt pads + optional crotch enhancement sack.
Purchase If: The testimonials inspire you, or even if you've suffered flesh loss from a serious illness. Bottoms Up really IS a "Good Butt Fairy."
Pass On: Because my ass isn't exactly "ravaged" by a horrible disease. It's just a humble bumble.