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You know what really makes me feel welcome on a website? A picture of a floppy-eared, cross-eyed Sasquatch with a goiter on its neck and a paw on what can only be its shadowed peepee. Welcome to the Puppet Gallery! THE destination for all your puppeteering needs, where the featured puppet, the one right up in the header (pictured left), is a Leatherface meets Muppet Baby monstrosity. But there's even more unintended horror where Leather-Muppet came from. Check these out:




 If that's a "baby-safe puppet," then why that sting ray got Suri Cruise in a headlock with its flipper?
What's wrong with this little boy?
Get the handicapped girl a real golden retriever. Seeing a grade schooler chafe her armpit reaching over a wheelchair to pet a puppet because it's so "life-like" makes me sad. =(
From the "biblical collection." But instead of looking awed by Jesus, these puppets just look like they're shroomin' ... for Jesus.
Not sure what "Dr. Payne" is doing, but it looks unprofessional.
Yeah, pretty much everybody at the puppet hospital is sooo wasted.
From their "gleeful teenagers" collection, or, as I like to call it, the "teenagers about to get their asses kicked" series.
Arnold Futzbigger - "This fine fellow meets the current fashion requirements of the 'hood' by wearing a 'SUNNY Jeans' striped shirt." Hmmm. I can't tell if these people have a really good sense of humor, or none at all.
But I can tell you this is awesome.