
Mere words can't explain how awesome this dude is, and the music is uplifting to my soul. I'm signing up today. (link:// www.sowthenreap.com)

And who has time to watch words flying across the screen? Net Top 20 sure does! (link:// www.nettop20.com)

I can haz success? This group spent a lot of time brushing up on buzzwords and catch phrases. (link:// www.mallowandassociates.com)

Long before the UPS guy with the white board we had this -- and it bored us to tears! (link:// www.aculocity.com, Digg)

As if mimes weren't scary enough, someone had to go and create a terrifying mime flash intro! (link:// www.sharperfx.com/kkmime, Digg)

There's nothing like combining a dead person's foot with this guy staring at his watch. What a way to sell records! (link:// www.bloodandwaterrecords.com)

An animated cat and some cute audio makes for a stellar flash intro. (link:// www.rvhnh.com)

I'm not sure what town this is but their stop lights don't work. (link:// www.glassworksofcarolina.com/index2.html)

Here's a couple driving down the road. Then he stops the car, cleans the door handle and they take a sepia-toned photograph. Dude, get out of the road! (link:// www.delada.lt/)

Somehow a dude stripping from his business suit doesn't relieve my stress. (link:// www.mrmotivator.com/main)

If you need a database solution, you might want to hire someone that can spell it correctly. (link:// www.datajustdata.com/index.htm)

Let's make this world a tropical place? How about we cut the scary radio static audio first? (link:// www.panamatropicalproperties.com/main.php)







comments
hahaha...Another interesting arcticle.
by:// SARAH - May 14th 2008
I couldn't sleep last night because of those mimes.
by:// Kelly Reeves - May 14th 2008
third!
by:// bob - May 16th 2008
I'm Kelly's aunt from SC ... I'm so embarrassed! glassworksofcarolina is only 5 miles from my home ...
p.s. I'm a internerd wannabe ... love your site!
by:// Colette - May 27th 2008
Hey there Kelly
I just saw those mimes too and they are really scarey, we are having a wicked thunderstorm tonight and i think i will have the lights on all night after seeing them!!!!!Thing is, I think I saw them on tv one day, but turned them off fast!!
by:// mary - Jun 6th 2008
***One to add ***
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by:// xcountry11 - Aug 7th 2008
Wow, that's a good one! Thanks!
by:// Seth Werkheiser - Aug 7th 2008
Wow. Aside from the frightening implications of mixing mimes with any form of organized religion--what were people thinking when they created these intros?
Elevating the Internet to the level of black velvet Elvis paintings one website at a time...
by:// terra - Aug 20th 2008
#5 reminds me of Monty Python's Killer Cars sketch, except it's not funny. Not intentionally!
by:// Jen - Sep 8th 2008
Apart from the mime one, i would hardly call any of these THE WEB's worst, i've seen waaaay crappier looking flash intro's
by:// Stein - Oct 18th 2008