Gangsta rap, syrupy do-me-pop and depressing rap metal have infiltrated your most treasured animated films and television shows. The cartoons that defined your childhood have been relentlessly mined for odd head jerks, glitchy body tics and gap-jawed dialogue so that when they're edited just so, they sync-up perfect to Soulja Boy's 'Crank Dat.' Actually, upon review, most of these animated music videos, or AMVs, aren't that perfect. Most suck. Lucky for you, we've already weeded the hack jobs out of our line-up. Below, you'll find the Ten Best Cartoon Music Video Mash-Ups on the web, and just one 'Crank Dat' in the mix! (Explicit language will follow!) Now watch me dooo ...

1. Family Guy 'Crank Dat'
Soundtrack: Soulja Boy
Awesome Cuz: Stewie + Peter Griffin = Puff + Big Poppa (remember the magic!). Listening to Soulja Boy has never been more bearable.
Highlight: Skank Lois cranking that robocop.
Award: Best Lip-syncing. It's near flawless.
Honorable Mention: Pinocchio "cranks dat," too.
2. Little Mermaid 'Fergalicious'
Soundtrack: Fergie
Awesome Cuz: Ariel's always been a wet dream, but she hasn't been sassy until now. Sea-witch Ursula told her to use her body to win the heart of the prince but it's Fergie who teaches Ariel how.
Highlight: Prince Eric belching, "hey Stacy."
Award: Best Vocals. Oh the irony!
Don't stop reading now. Eight more AMVs when you continue.
3. Little Mermaid 'Shoes'
Soundtrack: Kelly
Awesome Cuz: Gets to the bottom of what Ariel really wanted. The prince? No, girl wanted feet cuz OMG shoes.
Highlight: King Triton trying to talk some sense, "I think you have too many shoes," and Ariel's heated response.
Award: The Genius Award because it's F'ing brilliant
4. Jem 'Deceptacon'
Soundtrack: Le Tigre
Awesome Cuz: Achieves the impossible -- makes the Holograms look cooler than the Misfits.
Highlight: The all-Asian audience, rocking side-to-side like Stepford Wives on super uppers.
Award: Best Song
Honorable Mention: Jem performing lesbo novelty act, Tatu's, 'All The Things She Said'
5. He-Man 'Boheman Rhapsody'
Soundtrack: Queen
Awesome Cuz: Finally, a He-Man mash-up that's funny without making fun of how gay Eternia is.
Highlight: Teela's last minute guitar solo ... in a pit?
Award: Best Pun
Honorable Mention: He-Man mash-up that's funny precisely because it does make fun of how gay Eternia is.
6. Futurama 'Technologic'
Soundtrack: Daft Punk
Awesome Cuz: Robots do the robot, giant slugs be big pimpin' and back-up dancers employ cryogenically frozen heads as stage props. Plus inexplicable Spanish dubbing at the beginning.
Highlight: Bender doing the electric slide with an eel.
Award: AMV That Actually Makes Me Wanna Dance
7. X-Men 'Numb'
Soundtrack: Linkin Park
Awesome Cuz: You had no idea the X-Men cartoon was the drama of our times. Rogue was always crying and pounding sh*t.
Highlight: Rogue reaching out for a man who's walking out on her but stopping herself so she can sob again.
Award: Oscar for Best Dramatic Motion Picture
8. GI Joe 'Get Money'
Soundtrack: Lil' Kim feat. Notorious B.I.G.
Awesome Cuz: Proves Destro and the Baroness pioneered Lifestyles of the Bad and Blinging for an entire generation of image conscious rappers.
Highlight: The Baroness doing anything. She spent more time in a bikini than I remember!
Award: Most Retroactively Influential
9. Alice in Wonderland 'Alice'
Soundtrack: Fagottron
Awesome Cuz: 90% of its samples are taken from the Disney film itself and the results are beautiful.
Highlight: The rose conducting the sparkling flower patch percussion. Pretty much everything else, too. Again, this is all a bit breath-taking.
Award: Most Like An Actual Music Video Because It Is


10. SpongeBob SquarePants 'This is Why I'm Hot'
Soundtrack: Mims
Awesome Cuz: It's not 'Crank Dat.'
Highlight: Spongebob doing the worm.
Award: Most Preferred To The Actual Music Video