If you're out this evening and find yourself remotely close to a Mexican restaurant, there will be no denying that it's Cinco de Mayo, aka the Fifth of May and a day to celebrate Mexican culture. Since we're total internet trolls, we aren't big fans of venturing out into the real world -- especially on a night like tonight where amateurs take to the streets and aren't capable of holding or controlling their tequila intake. But if you're hankering for a true celebración, stay inside (like us) and make your own Cinco de Mayo fun. Here's how... internet DIY style!

First and foremost, you gotta set the scene. Mariachi music works best. Hopefully you'll have better luck than Q did when he tried to spice up the USS Enterprise.


Now that you're in the mood, really bring on the fiest-atmosphere by donning a hand-made sombrero and shake your maracas.


Finally (and most importantly), the food and beverage.


Chips and Salsa
Something to munch on while you prepare the rest of your meal. This one's a little easy, so instead... learn some internet lingo.


Margaritas
Forget tequila shots. Instead, class it up with a little taste of heaven. Or to really get the party started, try Liquid Nitrogen Margaritas.



Burritos
Bottom off that sugar buzz with some substance, will ya? Say you'd rather buy pre-made, remember to choose wisely. Not all burritos are created equal.



If you followed all the directions carefully, you're in major need of a siesta. Go on, you deserve it. If instead you're properly buzzed and roaming the web for entertaining videos, you can't go wrong with this one. See you mañana.