Let it be known that several ALL-CAPS-lovin' people apparently are aware of the existence of "BUDDY DAY!!!1" and want us the HELL to know about it. Cousins on Facebook, Moms on Momster (exist? it should) and countless other lovers of the generically "aaaaah-cute!" sent this to us today. So whatever the F "BUDDY DAY!!!1" is -- well, happy it. Below is the full forward ... verbatim, as always. P.S. Dog-loving monkeys are cute because they are just like us. <squeal!>

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I'M SO GLAD I'M NOT AN ONLY CHILD!



AS LONG AS YOU'RE GONNA PUT HER IN MY BED ... I MIGHT AS WELL SHARE.



JUST GIVE ME 5 MINUTES. 5 MINUTES IS ALL I NEED


The rest are after the jump, if you dare. You sicko.


SOMETIMES YOUR BED JUST FEELS SOOO GOOD!



EARS? WHAT EARS?



OK, I'LL BE HIS FRIEND BUT I DON'T HAVE TO LIKE IT!




THEY'LL NEVER FIND ME IN HERE!



ALL RIGHT, WHO CHOSE WHO WE STAND BY? I HAVE STANDARDS!



PUT THAT NOSE UP HERE ONE MORE TIME AND YOU'LL HAVE 3 NOSTRILS!



IF YOU TELL THE GUYS ABOUT THIS, I'M PEEING IN YOUR SHOES!



CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT THIS DUDE LOOKS LIKE WET? HA HA HA



[Editor's Note: OK, at this point the mood changes and we enter the world of lowercase inspirational poetry. Grab your chamomile, kids. We're going in.]

What peace really looks like....



Happiness keeps You Sweet,



Trials keep You Strong,



Sorrows keep You Human <--------- ????????????



Failures keep You Humble,



Success keeps You Glowing,



You are! so special!
Today is "online buddy day"
Send this to your online friends,
even me if I'm one of them,
and see how many you get today




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