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11. Online Dating

The saved: Women susceptible to cheating boyfriends and surprise cases of syphilis...

Exhibit A: ...Or herpes, as Carolyn Latimore revealed Todd Hollis was spreading. She warned the more than 200,000 daily visitors to Don't Date Him Girl about the incurable scoundrel. Maybe Todd should have looked into STDmatch or any of the other online dating services geared specifically for the herpeed. The Internet -- segregating you from those who'd do your vag all kinds of itchy harm and protecting you from guys like Wade Wilson.


Exhibit B: When Psychology Today recognizes online dating as a happy alternative to the bar scene and supermarket, you know the real world is a depressing place for singles. When a Russian Brides site saves a belligerent "self-employed financial adviser's" life from "desperation and boredom," you've got to feel better knowing that even if there isn't someone for everyone, money can buy anything on the Internet.

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