I keep a 24/7 APB out for babes on the web, hunting for pics so hot they're criminal. Major babes, but not the kind you might think. "Babe" as in that pig, the talking one, 'Babe: Pig In The City?' I look for snouts, and I'm not the only one.

There's a certain subclass of video fetishists growing in number by the day, people who swoon for piglet noses strung around the faces of porcine beauties. Reese Witherspoon is one. She cast Christina Ricci as a snouted temptress in 'Penelope.'

"Yeah, it's really beautiful on her!" Says Reese, drooling over Christina's snout.

Pinocchia, a forum about "girls with big noses," can't help but "hit it" (people with snouts). Speaking for their community, Drachen explains,

I like fantasy/extreme noses, and pig noses are pretty high on my list (which is why I'm following this film) ... in conclusion: I'd hit it.
Such desire! Girls sensitive to changing body standards and unrealistic, barnyard-born expectations are already lining up to post clips of themselves on YouTube, doing their best Little Miss Piggy. Here's the best of their best. Drachen might call it a hit list:

Reese, you're welcome.