So you pimped your room, your car and your diginity due to all that souped-up stuff I just mentioned. Now, I'm here with five ways to win your soul back this Earth Day. That's five ways you can do right by planet Earth, or ...
Five sites to help you pimp the planet!
1. EcoGeek
Am I EcoGeek? Yes! If you find gadgets molestable, but care more about the baby seal on your iPhone wallpaper than the admittedly still swoonable phone itself, you are EcoGeek.
How Am I Pimping The Planet? You're waiting until 2010 to buy your newer, greener car, because a car than runs off of compressed air makes you lose your breath then convert it to turbo-fuel. You're recycling your Xbox this X-mas and turning it into an all-purpose entertainment center because to you, nothing's trash when everything's a project.
2. Ecorazzi
Am I Ecorazzi? Yes! If you find celebrities molestable, but care more about what Julia Roberts is composting than the admittedly still swoonable MILF herself, you are Ecorazzi.
How Am I Pimping The Planet? You're not just watching the latest season of 'The Real World' for the hook-ups because you're also taking diligent note of their lust pad's rad, new green design and looking for ways to re-model your own house for hip, eco-huggy living.
3. Hippyshopper
Am I Hippyshopper? Yes! If you have a fetish for footwear, but prefer your boots Vegan and undappled by sweatshop tears, you are Hippyshopper.
How Am I Pimping The Planet? You're getting your socks homespun by Swedish grandmas. You're looking at labels, but buying from names like Green Apple, Beyond Skin and By Nature because why settle for just being stylish if you can accentuate your bosom while also being ethical?
4. Eco Child's Play
Am I Eco Child's Play? Yes! If you have procreated or one day wish to procreate and believe that these tykes probably need a planet to live on, and therefore wish to conserve it, then you are Eco Child's Play.
How Am I Pimping The Planet? You're planting a garden with some local kids, getting your hands dirty while experiencing the outdoors. You're teaching kids to love and appreciate nature so that they think about pimping the planet, not their cars.
5. Post Punk Kitchen
Am I Post Punk Kitchen? Yes! You eat food. You've been thinking about going veg. You want to be tof-u'ed ... you think.
How Am I Pimping The Planet? You're watching food porn in your kitchen, following along as Isa and Terry show you how to make Vegan cupcakes because you've always wanted to save the world with cupcakes, and you kind of can.
Now get outside!
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Are you Post-Aztec/earth mother-lover? forego all other religious ceremonies in the name of Mother Earth, are you a true Post AEML?
Pimp your Earth on Earth day this Earth day with a good ol' fashioned sacrifice and all in the name of the Mother, Mother Earth I mean of course. Her name is Coatlicue, yours and mine, our mother, our Earth Mother, our goddess of Life and Death and what better to serve her than commemorating our love for her with a one day a year M.E.-(not to be mistaken for me)-sacrifice, nothing like a little death to pay homage. Rest all assure the foul stench of death does not pollute, our ozone is safe, our Mother is content, and we are safe for another year, so I beg of you to do as you're told, MAJOR IN ECOAZZIE-ISM, GO GREEN, NO, GREENER, STOMP YOUR VEGAN FRIENDLY BERKS, SACRIFICE ALL THOSE WHO DONT AND TALK ON YOUR SEAL IDOLIZING GREEN PHONE WHILE DOING SO!
you will find no better Eco-friendly reading material and inspirational Eco-sights (insights that are eco-centric) than here from your Neighborhood friendly Blogging eco-enthusiast
"life's a garden, dig it.... and then plant a tree, or else!"
by:// benjamin hostetter - Apr 22nd 2008
wanna make some cupcakes?
by:// Jake Hostetter - Apr 22nd 2008