3.
"I Don't Got A Cold" Sneezy aka Lyla
  • Diagnosis: Hear that growl, Mr. Owner-Man? Lyla does not have a cold. She's allergic to your condescendingly repetitious baby-talk.
  • 2nd Opinion: Ka-yute!






4. Hostage Sneezy

  • Diagnosis: Just got off the phone with PETA, and this pup's owners are indeed confirmed sadists. They're shoving ragweed up the dog's nose! They're laughing maniacally! Torture is a leading cause of sinus pressure. Release the puppy.
  • 2nd Opinion: Hug the puppy.




5.
Mohawk Sneezy
  • Diagnosis: Is that poodle wearing hair product? Finessing your dog's mane with mousse is a dangerously harebrained practice, often leading to a whimpering, bug-eyed sneeze that climaxes in brain-damaging whiplash.
  • 2nd Opinion: Q2!