Scary new profile diss for you passive aggressive frenemies out there looking to drive a Facebook "friend" off the deep end.
First, add the Free Gifts App to your Facebook account. Next, click to page five in the Send a Gift tab. There, you'll find a repulsive Dick Cheney lookin' mutie slithering around up top. That's a "baby." On closer inspection, you'll see it has a single boob.
Now send it to a lady friend with a cryptic message. Something like, "been thinking about us lately."
You're welcome!
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im sure even dick chaney, in his infancy, was not and could not have been as disturbing as this you-na-boob monster child
and now if only the "y-n-b-m-c" (younaboobmonsterchild) could be anonymously facebook sent rapped nicely in what facebook deems as the free gift "naughtylist"
because dick chaney monster child is always watching, keep a una-eye-boob on those both naughty and nice
from the snack shack he'll snap attack even the dirtiest of the dirt especially yours and mine frienemies
and now that the word is out
let it be know
by:// benjamin hostetter - Apr 13th 2008