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Ever since Pink Tentacle's explosive story about a satanic Mickey Mouse invasion, I've been building my own case against the once huggable mouse who, by this post's end, you'll come to see as no mere mouse at all, but a rat -- a stone cold rat. One who's often drawn with fangs. And occasionally the marijuana.

Generally a medically prescribed agent for chillaxin', weed's never been directly linked to the forces of evil. But it is a gateway drug. Mickey's doing the marijuana one minute then next thing you know ...

He has an unflagging allegiance to Hitler. He's a nazi. Mickey's an evil nazi in fascist suspenders and crotch accentuating SS bolts.


Then there's the the terror squad gas mask. Once you're a goofy little Nazi rat, it's only natural for riot cops in collapsing nations to use your likeness as a terrifying gas mask.

At this point, Mickey becomes the perfect mascot for unholy war against ill-defined sources of persecution. At this point, Mickey goes goth.

But it takes factory barfed meat to truly reveal Mickey's satanic nature. You wouldn't see the face of Jesus cookie-cut into a beef patty, would you?

You probably wouldn't see Jesus hosting a television show preaching Islamo world domination to pre-K tots either.

Mickey's everywhere on the Net and he's up to no good. I challenge you to find me wholesome Mickey. Redeem the rat -- if you can.

link:// Pink Tentacle