"I'm interested in irrational behavior," explains painter John Jacobsmeyer, kindly setting the record straight for any fool out there trying to rationalize his naked, albeit tastefully circumcised, Spock. Because you see, naked Spock is and should always remain inexplicable.


Okay, okay, stop clicking on naked Spock, will you? He's really quite sensitive. Strong (obviously) but sensitive. Don't let his steely, sinewy, occasionally hairy but sometimes silky smooth Vulcan facade fool you. He'll put his star fleet uniform back on. He might even ... oh no. He may just cry.