You talk to your cat like it's a person; you dress it like it's a person; if cat food commercials are any indication, you feed it like it's a person; and yet for some inexplicable reason you expect it to drink like it's a cat.

Well not all cats feel particularly comfortable shoving their heads into a bowl of dirty floor water every time they get thirsty! Some prefer more dignified methods like, y'know, a cup. And when someone refuses to take a hint and get her one, sometimes said cat is forced to take desperate and adorable measures like dipping her paw into the water and licking the water off like it's a sponge.

We kid, Amanda, we kid. We know your cat's just a little loopy. But seriously, you should definitely try the cup thing. The only thing cuter than a cat drinking off its paws is a cat with tiny tea cups taped to its paws.

We've brought you a slew of videos featuring puppies versus inanimate objects, and that's all superb because watching a puppy battle it out with an otherwise not real thing is just a bounty of perfection.

Here, though, we have fully grown terriers going fido a fido with in-ground sprinklers, always supple bait for sneak attacks.

If there's one knock on bacon, it's that it doesn't shoot itself into your mouth on its own. You have to use a fork, or your hands, or a cheeseburger.

All true bacon lovers have at once in their lives dreamed of a self-propelled bacon. Not in my lifetime, they would say. Not in my lifetime.

Well, if you're alive now, bacon rockets are happening and they even have their own song. Suck on that, cynics.

As if forgetting your password wasn't stressful enough, you also have to remember the horrifying questions you once answered about yourself when you signed up for the damn account in the first place. Not normal objective stuff like you might prefer, but sneaky, depressing and overall damaging 'life questions' that make you remember things you really would really prefer not to. C'mon! Let's stir up some raw emotion. Here are a few of my favorites.

There is great comfort in knowing that you are well insured. But what if your insurance company refuses to pay out just when you need them most? What if their stand isn't Allstate's stand, or they don't have a talking gecko to help you through your hardship? After a car accident, the Russian gentleman in this commercial pays a little visit to his auto-insurer. Let's just say they're not too eager to make good on his claim.

What do you get when you take a bunch of Oscar-nominated movies, mix them all together with a few pinches of pure meta? Why, this amazing movie trailer featuring every single film cliché! From "Suspicion That a Character Once Thought Trustworthy Might Not Be Trustworthy" to "Music That Is Hopeful", they've got everything except for THE SLOW CLAP. C'mon you guys, every movie needs a slow clap.